50 GOATS EAT UP THE 50 BILLION NAIRA TO BE GIVEN TO NIGERIANS – FG

The Nigeria Federal Government has reported that 50 goats came into their office in abuja to eat 50 billion Naira Donated as relief fund for Nigerians.

The chairman said;

We are sorry to announce to you that we don’t know how 50 goats came into the office to eat up 50 billion naira without the awareness of our soldiers.”
Nigerians should exercise patience because we don’t know how to give everyone relief fund.